Doggone it!

Mama and Daddy recently boarded their yellow lab while they went on a trip. When they returned, Daddy went to get the dog, brought it home and put it in the backyard.



Since it is an indoor/outdoor dog, it wasn't long until Mama let it in. It promptly went to the house plant, lifted its leg and marked his territory, if you know what I mean.



Mama calls me: I don't think this is Peanut.

Me: What do you mean it's not Peanut?

Mama: Well, it has certain...ah...features that Peanut had fixed.

Dog (in background): Aaaroooah, Aaaaroooahhooo!!!!

Me: It doesn't sound like Peanut. What does Daddy say?

Mama: That when they brought Peanut to him, he told them that the dog had the wrong collar on.



In other words, instead of switching dogs, they switched collars.